Red-Neck Dating I

When one asks a girl for a date one should mention the planned activity. A girl should always have an idea of what is to happen, so she may dress accordingly. A girl might dress differently if she knows you will take her to a drive-in movie as opposed to gigging frogs, or fly-fishing. She may want to save the new waders for the trout stream. When one appears at the girl's door to begin the date, one doesn't sit outside and honk. That is rude. Come up and knock on the door. Greet her immediate family politely, using the titles they are entitled to (Hi, Uncle Bob. Hello, Aunt Doris.). Arrange a time for her to return. When the cows come home, depending on your area, may be enough. Escort your date down the driveway, open the door to your pickup truck, and offer to hoist her up the step. Push the dog out of the way, if nessesary. When you arrive at the place of refreshment, let her choose first. Depending on what she wants, you may have to restrict yourself to the dollar menu. After you both are seated, make sure she has all the needed flatware and napkins, even if you yourself have to go pick them out of the bins by the soda dispensers. When it is time to pay the check, make sure you have enough money. Never leave your date as collateral while you go get money to pay the bill. It is embarrassing for the girl. Offer to leave the dog instead. This show the girl what a gentleman you are. It also relieves the food manager's mind. He knows you will come back for the dog.