Redneck Dating Tips II

First impressions are important, but so is free expression. If the girl is built like an early contestant on The Biggest Loser and chooses to adorn herself in neon pink cropped halter tops and snow white Daisy Dukes, that is no one's business but her own. If people don't like it, they don't have to look. We are put on this Earth to either inform or entertain and in that getup she is sure to do one or the other. On the other hand, if she is built like Miss Alabama's younger sister, first impressions will win out over free expression and the girl can dress as she likes. As for the guy, a man can also wear whatever he wishes on a date, with one exception. There are 3 occasions when a man must wear a shirt. (1)Church. (2)Funerals. (3)First dates. At least the first 15 minutes, while you are talking to the parents. Talking to the parents during a first date has its own rules. It is not nessesary to bring up your first marriage, the number of kids you are paying for, or the number of times you have been in jail. We all make mistakes. However, you should mention if you have any communicable diseases. That is a health issue. Picking up your old fishing buddy's ripe 16-year old for the first date is not the time to chatter about old times, like the time he got so drunk he threw Petey Winston's car battery in the lake. The girl has already heard that story, anyway. And it could make you late for the liquor store.