Puhl's Rules I

*Never hit a lawyer in a crosswalk. *Never tell a farmer that you are bored. *Time passes quickly. Cheese does not. *You only get one try at life, so be creative. *A book is a mind capsule. *Babies are adorable because they cannot talk. Teenagers are not because they do. *Even a grain of sand casts its own shadow. *Peace never rode into town on a tank. *All crimes can be traced back to the desires of passion, power or pelf. *Maturity is passing up ice cream without regret. *War has no heroes, only survivors. *Happiness is the best revenge. *Good manners will get you into places that stop bad manners at the door.